Hark, ye plastics-loving people

Allan Griff, extrusion guru and regular contributor to PlasticsToday, shared with us this adaptation of “Hark, Ye Herald Angels Sing,” and we, in turn, share it with you.

We wish you and your loved ones a joyous holiday season and spectacular new year.

The “Plasticarol,” sung to the melody of “Hark, Ye Herald Angels Sing” (Felix Mendelsson, ca. 1840):

Hark ye plastics-loving people,

Christmas-time is here once more.

Each epoxy-coated steeple

Rings its bells from shore to shore.

Hark ye aunts and friends and cousins,

Give ye thanks for vinyl resins,

thousands of toys,

the kids to please,

flame-retardant Christmas trees,

Now our yearly work is done,

Settle ye back, enjoy the fun!

Now our yearly work is done,

Settle ye back, enjoy the fun!